That's what I'm trying to do nowadays. Luckily for me walking isn't hard. I run 3 miles 3-4 times a week. Then Saturday's I go for a hike at least the same distance that I run. Boy Oh boy, running on flat surface isn't the same as stepping on rocks.
I got me some basic hiking shoes for now. Gonna get an insole in them, Ozark Trail light hiking shoes, were on sale for $5 at Wally World, and I couldn't pass that up. Took em last Saturday. Sure as hell better than the boots and blisters I had.
In my expertise, if I get lost. Just listen to the banjo music.
I can't help you with E.C's attempts but maybe change the color of your lipstick might work.