The most functional English word is Shit.. that's right, shit! You can smoke shit, get shit faced, buy shit, sell shit, loose shit, find shit, tell people 2 eat shit, forget shit, some people know their shit and some have shit for brains, there's lucky shits, dumb shits & crazy shit, there's bull shit, horse shit, chicken shit, deep shit, the wrong shit, the right shit & not enough shit, weird shit, scary shit, up shit creek with out a paddle & sometimes everything you touch turns 2 shit. You can pass this along if you give a shit or not if you don't give a shit. Hope you have a shit free day, but remember.....Shit Happens!!!!