BUDMAN

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30 something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?' She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his eye.Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?' The farmer said, Yes,' and another tear came from the other eye. she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying. She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?' Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches.'

NICE !!

NightmareXI Unexist Who are we gonna re-welcome next week?? yourself ?!? LMFAO luv ya FUNNY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

NickTheGrip dollardogg need help here a link www.justfuckinggoogleit.com LOL Dogg thats to funny....

VERY nice work Bill and thank you ... by the way stop killing me Damn it !!

I think he may breaking out !!!

TBB First thing you come out of - spend the rest of your life trying to get back in Heard that b4 ...lmao

hit ROCKAPE up he will help you out !!!

Had a D link once...... cisco/Lynksys is the way to go

Bass ass tune Danko thanks for sharing... never seen the the vid b4 (Rehab)

Gotta love the chicken wire fence for protection !!!

hey hxtr alil something for you

old ones but good ones !!

Have a very happy birthday ...

TBB I keep a beer fridge in the computer room and reach over every 10 minutes - does the trick Still gotta pee after enough beer......

Another reason i drink beer ...lol

Boomer GorillaXI Boomer party hard but be safe! There aint nothin safe when you get a bunch of "Idiots" together..... lots of people there no doubt... This buds for all of you.....

Sun Tzu Cavey CC Cleaner YUP same here +5

WTF over ...?

Sorry that is fucking Funny !!!!

RDKL priceless......ROFL +1 fooking awesome

Rugger told 3rdCdnInfty he did not like the horse because Ass to high and Run to FAST !!! LMAO

can you get that installed in your hearing aids.....

Have fun

next time i will get more pertinet info sorry.................