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WiZiD

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  1. Oh I could go on for a very long time.....
  2. I have over 16,000 hours of old music on my PC and over 5,000 vinal records. Yes I am an old man
  3. Welcome to the forums
  4. SgtHarryWeezer Your post topics, "I'm in...or am I" sure brought back memories. I thought the same thing when I had my first piece of ass. lol....you poor soul...anyhoot welcome aboard
  5. Welcome aboard. Remember have fun, play fair, shoot straight, run like hell, and dont forget its only a game!!
  6. As long as it is not vulgar its just fine. Please dont change it as we all know you as nanocreed
  7. Happy birthday Don....where the hell ya been. It just aint the same without that witty banter of yours
  8. http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814150447 thats a little more but I think you would be happier with that 169.99 just an opinion
  9. send me a pm and I will send you my address
  10. you can send it to me Ill build it for ya
  11. WiZiD

    doom

    I still have ALL the original Floppies and the new doom as well.......great game
  12. Nice vid....I have the same shotgun. Sawed off to 18 1/8". Got it for $12 I would like to find the ass that cut it as they dont make them anymore and the serial # is 50000
  13. SoothSayer>XI< ohh man i feel the love man i really feel it, it makes me all mushy and stuff and a little exited but enough of the mushy "i love u man" grabass stuff because it is time to die my bullet on a trajectory intersecting with the frontal part of your cerebrum thus expelling your digital brain matter in a nice even splatter against a wall >;(=) Your a riot....lmao
  14. PHUCKITMAN I CANT USE IT BECAUSE THE GAME WOULD FRY MY PC AND THE REASON I JOINED XI WAS BECAUSE THIS WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT WOULD HAVE ME LOL AND I NEVER HAD TO LEAVE JUST KEEP PLAYING COD2 DM SERVER 8.9.37.132:28960 advert LMAO Now wait a minute. I sent you a few things to help your PC to play Crysis as you said you were gonna play. Im still waiting????????
  15. Well got my frame in and hung it up.
  16. Aint that a fact......and some funny shit
  17. A man sitting in a bar see's the most beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He walks over to her and ask how much for a hand job. She says follow me and walks him over to a window and says do you see that new Cadilac out there? My hand jobs are so good they paid for that. So they went out to her car and he got the best and I mean the best hand job he had ever had in his life. Wow all he could think about the whole week was that hand job he got and how good it was. The next week he went back and there she was again sitting at the bar. He walk over and asked how much for a blow job. She said really? Follow me. She walked him over to another window and pointed at a restaurant accross the street. Do you see that diner there? My blow jobs are so good they paid for that. So they went over and he got the best and I mean the best blow job he has ever had in his life. He could not believe anything like that was posible and thats all he could think about the whole week. He went back to the bar the next week and there she was. OMG she was so beautiful and that hand job was so good and that blow job could not compair to anything. So he approached her again and asked her how much to f*@k. She said really follow me. She walked him over to another window and show him a sky scraper. Do you see that 23 story office building right there. YEAAAAAA ...Well if I had a pussy I would own that.......
  18. I kinda like that idea but would it be possible and easier to make the recent post tab to show what the new thread is in.... ie general discution, got jokes...ect...ect. I can go through the last 60 or 80 post but it does not show what subject it was posted in. Would that be too difficult to add?
  19. FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.' FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?' SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .' SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
  20. Nice, luv little johny jokes
  21. funny shit....whats on his mind....eyy
  22. Well Im back from Fla. Hell it was hotter here in NH while I was gone. Had a real good time, Went for an air-boat ride, did some fishing, visited friends, Went to cocoa beach. What a good time. A sign going into my moms park for all the old folks
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