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What is the main ingredient of WD-40 ? Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don't lie and don't cheat. WD-40. Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do.... probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? 'Water Displacement #40'. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound.. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you... When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stove top ... Viola! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed. WD-40 uses: 1. Protects silver from tarnishing. 2. Removes road tar and grime from cars. 3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings. 4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery. 5. Keeps flies off cows. 6. Restores and cleans chalkboards. 7. Removes lipstick stains. 8. Loosens stubborn zippers. 9. Untangles jewelry chains. 10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks. 11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill. 12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing. 13. Removes tomato stains from clothing. 14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots. 15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors. 16. Keeps scissors working smoothly. 17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes. 18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks. 19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40! 20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide. 21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers... 22. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises. 23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.. 24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close. 25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers. 26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles. 27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans 28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling. 29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly. 30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools. 31. Removes splattered grease on stove. 32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging. 33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs. 34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell). 35. Removes all traces of duct tape. 36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain. 37. Florida’s favorite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.' 38. The favorite use in the state of New York, WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements. 39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states. 40. Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch. 41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag. 42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone! 43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start. P.S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.

Great job once again Greywolf2

SgtHarryWeezer Yo Merder: Thanks for taking time to say hello - it's appreciated. Delighted to have you on our servers but just remember that I am the unofficial fire control officer for XI and it's my job to ensure firearms safety is practiced at all times on our servers. And so, you should never shoot at me while I'm working. Your a riot Sgt.......LOL And thanks for stopping by and posting. Glad you like our servers as the people here work hard on them to make this a fun place.

Nice to see you had some fun.....Welcome back! http://www.thewb.com/shows/welcome-back-kotter/the-kiss/ea657809-36b6-43b3-bd2f-112e9f251bf5 Just for the theme song or watch the whole thing. I loved that series!

thats was funny and sick at the same time....lol

Yes that was a riot and how ironic that some of my old class mates come here to make my money doing my yard work, painting and such......lol imagine that

If you could look at the map Kitchen wars to stop it from crashing the server. I removed it from the rotation because it was locking up when 4 or more players were in. I think it may have something to do with the FPS as there are alot of breakables in there. Someone fixed the cave map and the seawolf map to improve FPS as I was hoping that would fix that map. If anyone would like to spend some time showing me how I will not have to ask anymore. PLEASE do not change the weapon damage as it is fine the way it is. I think we had 6 players in last night.....Epic times:-)

As I posted on the other thread they have already closed several BP stations in my area. How about yours?

They have already closed several BP stations in my area....Geeze I wonder why?

sweet grafics

omg that was toooo funny...nice job Sgt

Looks nice Bluburd

And Im an Idiot too (and a post slut) whores charge....heck I give it away that makes me a slut.

This is my old Crysis rig. Now its just an internet slut. Plus I use it for my music. I have about 13,000 HOURS of that. Pay bills, check the web site, shop, write cd's, buy some more shit, search the web, you know that sort of stuff. I did this to keep all the crap off my gaming rig which is the first one I posted. I had built it JUST for Crysis. I have a friend that loves to tuck wires and makes a computer look really neat. And he does it all for food. SWEET CoolMax 1,300 Watt , Athlon fx60 duel core 2.6ghz DFI LanParty CFX3200-DR/g 2gig Corsair XMS xpert w/led display 120mm fan cooler (unknown) 2 Radeon 512meg X1900 in crossfire Video is water cooled w/Koolance EXOS lt 2 VelociRaptor 150gig 10,000 rpm drives in raid 0, 2 Maxtor 500gig, 1 WD Terrabite, Gigabyte 3Daurora case, XP Pro I bought the processor new from newegg for under $300 when it first came out. They go for almost $400 now..WTF The memory comes with a progrm that you can change the lettering that scroles by. At one point I had it say"Wanna bump uglies", then "I'll show you mine if you show me yours", "Show me yor tits". I had a neighbor come over and looked at it when it said "Suck my Cock you Fucking Slut". When he saw that he hollered "hey thats the way I talk to my wife". OMG that was funny. And no my friend aint touching this one. So how many more do you need? Cummon IDIOTS post!

Teleck OMG Wiz...ya got that thing bolted to the table...with all those fans it looks like it would hover when ya powered it up I had to do water cooling just to quiet it down. Well here is my XCLIO Corsair HX 1,000 watt, Phenom II x4 9950 2.6ghz, ZOTAC nForce 750a, 4gig corsair XMS2, Freezer 64 Pro cooler, 2 Geforce GTX 260 in SLI, WD 250 gig sata, XCLIO case, XP 64bit This is just a bitch system for company! Cant have it better than mine.....come on lets trhink about that!

Heres my shuttle Corsair HX 1,000 watt, Phenom II x4 940 3ghz, ASROCK A780BMX/128M 8gig Kingston HyperX KHX8500D2T Freezer 64 Pro cooler, Sapphire 4890 2GB GDDR5 320 gig sata drive ROGUE NZXT Shuttle Case, Vista 64bit ultimate….

Well here ya go I hope this is ok CoolMax 1,300 Watt , Phenom II x4 940 3ghz, OC to 3.5 GHz DFI 790FX B M2RSH, 8gig OCZ Reaper HPC DDR2-1066, Water cooled, CPU, Video cards, and North bridge 2 Sapphire HD 5870 in Crossfire (2gig video memory), 2 Intel X25-M Mainstream SSDSA2M160G2XXX 2.5" 160GB SATA II MLC Internal Solid State Drive (SSD) in Raid 0 @471 MB/s read, @196 MB/s write Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Titanium Fatal1ty Professional CMSTACKER 830 S2 case, Dell SP2309w 23” wide screen 80,000 to 1 contrast ratio 2048x1152 Vista 64bit ultimate…. Logitech G15 keyboard-Version 1 Logitech G500 Gaming Mouse Belkin n52te Game controller

My x use to call me her 30 minnute man. I guess that makes me a pig.....and if you saw her today you would agree!

I worked in a mach. shop for years driving a fork-lift unloading trucks and setting up the machines with stock. The oil mist in the air was horrible but it was a job. I still can go there anytime and borrow anything I need cause they know I WILL bring it back.

The site looks great so far. Maybe some links to other stuff like your play dates and times. Cost of admision. A donate section....how about a few pics of you instuments...available times... distance willing to travel?....and a link to post suggested lyrics? Like got something to say post it here and we can make a song out of it.....

I would love to post some but I am waiting on an adaptor to charge the darn thing. When do u need they by?

I have no idea on how to do a website as i am looking for help myself. I just bought a domain name but have yet to set it up. Im gonna have to pay someone to do that for me.

Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job and bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free! P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'

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