Joe Canadian

Organic my ass haha. Im sending hxtr a bottle of North Korean ketchup Ipicked up at a local dollar store. The ingredients are not listed but theres a warning label that reads "might contain traces of tomatoes and polonium". Great stuff!!

Happy hour at Ted's restaurant today to honor Bart. Everything is 75% off, just print this post and take it with you. Kudos Ted, you rock !!

Happy bday Bart!.

Hey @, the canadian ketchup i mailed @@hxtr was returned by Canada post with a "not enough postage" note. WTF?

Im glad he made it, he got 35 stiches...his ass is a different story though. It stayed at the icu...they will take pictures and sell them to some Eastern European midget porn agent. @@TBB you are a superstar. @@BUDMAN will be next lol

Shit!! Are you in trouble @@TBB? That's great, suck it up and enjoy sex at the receiving end lol

Not surprised, freaking sex tourist looking for big moose dicks

I'll take both just to make you jealous @@TBB haha

I'll take both just to make you jealous @@TBB haha

FU @@TBB lol

Happy birthday @@PimpedOutPete. Almost missed it

Thanks for the free advice @@TBB, it looks that you are very experienced in the finding a dick topic. I'm not surprised lol

Haha, not at all lol

For @@hxtr, @@TBB, @@BUDMAN (yes you Budman lol) and other Xi perverts is more like window shopping

Because I travel a lot LOM, just like you lol

Hmm...you gotta ask the Pimp. We don't have any Moose in Vancouver. @@TBB is obsessed with them. We are all aware that he likes big dicks, but you gotta go all the way down Calgary to get lucky. Right @@PimpedOutPete? Lol

Sad to notice that a serious post gets hijacked by a bunch of XI perverts so easily. Anyways, speaking of male bathroom stories, I still remember when I got a fake ID at 16 and went into a night club in Montreal in the middle of the winter. I got slightly drunk and was having the time of my life until I couldn't hold it anymore and went to the washroom. I opened the door and was greated (is this a real word?) by two huge guys wearing suits and ties, who worked inside the bathroom. I got really scared. They looked like Hulk Hogan and George Foreman. One offered me a towel and the other one perfume and baby powder. WTF? What kind of job is that? I took off and went to pee outside at -50C. Big mistake, pee became ice crystal while in the air and the last drop at the tip of winnie froze giving me intense pain for a few minutes. True story. FU @Samsung autocorrect. FU@@TBB. as well

Can't blame you @@hxtr. @@PimpedOutPete really fucked you up with all those years of abuse, relentless sex harassment and rape on demand.

Hxtr buys female underwear at Walmart because is cheaper lol

Canadian ketchup is on its way. I've been driving around with it for 2 weeks now. I can't find a box for it lol

My goodness that's pretty bad. Be though hxtr. You will get through this

@@TBB has a third nipple down there with overgrown, thick, pubic hair around. Pretty disgusting. @@BUDMAN has a mini wrinkled twinkie. He doesn't need to sit to pee; he just sticks a Starbucks Frappuccino straw in there to pee standing like a man. Really fucked up

Guess who says hi to you TBB?