Icequeen

Happy Mothers day to all you beautiful XI ladies! 

2 hours ago, YACCster said:

And still not even then.

Hey! You don't know that. That might have been my pure temptation. 

The longest one-syllable words in the English language are "scraunched" and "strengthed." Some suggest that "squirreled" could be included, but squirrel is intended to be pronounced as two syllables (squir-rel) according to most dictionaries. "Screeched" and "strengths" are two other long one-syllable words, but they only have 9 letters.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Wearing headphones for an hour could increase the bacteria in your ears. 

If you sneeze too hard you can actually crack a rib. 

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up to the sky. 

A croc cannot stick its tongue out. 

I'll only go if Pigdog and his wife go.

In 1972 one of Nixons slogans 

"They can't lick our dick." 

@piglo fun fact for you. Chinese were the first to cook pork belly 3,000 years ago.

5 hours ago, piglo said:

 

Thanks. That one took me out.

Did you know that a giraffes tongue is actually black?

@Crack it's okay. They say more than a mouthful is a waste. 

2 hours ago, TBB said:

NASCAR drivers lose weight while racing.

Because of the high temperatures during a race, the average driver can lose up to 10 pounds worth of weight by sweating. A racecar regularly reaches temperatures of 170 degrees despite the built-in ventilation. 

Sooo.....this is the secret then?

If you put a finger in your bum you do not in fact pull out a plum. 

@Crack

55 minutes ago, Crack said:

yaw remember when @Icequeen was a blonde..lmao

I was?

@Crack

@Crack

You can't talk while inhaling through your nose. 

Dis you know the inside of your mouth has the same texture/skin as your butthole. 

@Crack

@Crack

@Crack

Get outta here you camper!