Draygunnar Posted March 6 Member ID: 28614 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 17 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 140 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 1606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/17/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23 Birthday: 05/22/1958 Device: Android Posted March 6 A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her to look inside the safe. One day, when he was away her curiosity got the best of her and she looked into the safe and found $10,000 and three eggs. When her husband returned home, she told him what she had done. He said, "I told you never to look inside the safe!" She answered, "Too bad, I did. But I don't understand what the 3 eggs are doing in the safe." The husband said, "Well, to be perfectly honest, I put an egg in the safe every time I have an affair with another woman." The wife said, "I am not pleased about that but, then again, I suppose 3 times in 40 years is not all that bad." But what about the 10,000 The man answered, "I should also tell you that when I get a dozen eggs, I sell them." major-mark63, jointz and rexbowan 3 Awards
Draygunnar Posted March 14 Member ID: 28614 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 17 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 140 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 1606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/17/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23 Birthday: 05/22/1958 Device: Android Author Posted March 14 Just met up with an old friend. "What you been up to" I asked? Oh I just had a new hearing aid fitted. Its state of the art and the best thing ever, he replied. "What type is it," I asked? 10 past 11 he replied! major-mark63 and BUDMAN 1 1 Awards
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