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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his cock.

A woman walks past and says a bit snidely, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it'd lift itself."

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