WolfTiS Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted December 15, 2010 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.? In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.? After 50, they are like onions'.? 'Onions?'? 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'? This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,? 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.? The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.? In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.? After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'? 'A Christmas tree?'? 'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.' Awards
Bushape Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 15, 2010 Damn that is another good one. Thanks Wolf Awards
Ov3rKi11 Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 265 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 686 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 421 Achievement Points: 25197 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:53 AM Birthday: 05/22/1969 Device: iPhone Posted December 15, 2010 LOL....now thats funny.... Awards
sabreeyes Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 1642 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 72 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 900 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 241 Achievement Points: 6952 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2016 Birthday: 07/30/1958 Posted December 15, 2010 good one Wolftis me and my girl friend laughed hard at that one
ShadowLady Posted December 15, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12883 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted December 15, 2010 Tis the season!! Good one! -Shadow Awards
Recommended Posts