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Last week, a friend of mine checked into a motel on her60th birthday.

Being somewhat lonely, she thought, "I'll call oneof those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensualmassages."

 She looked throughthe phone book, found a full-page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - avery handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He hadall the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerfullegs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bouncea quarter off his well-oiled butt.... She figured, what the heck, nobody willever know.  "I'll give him acall."

 

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"  Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

 

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, sherushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you tocome to my motel room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you.I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I wantit now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, and whips, everything you'vegot in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, coverme in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'mready!!  Now how does that sound?"

 

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but youneed to press 9 for an outside line."



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Good one Tball. I didn't know your sister was lonely. lol



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can you imagen?

 

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