Tball Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 112 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1132 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 228 Achievement Points: 6975 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 3, 2015 Birthday: 10/09/1960 Posted August 16, 2011 Last week, a friend of mine checked into a motel on her60th birthday. Being somewhat lonely, she thought, "I'll call oneof those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensualmassages." She looked throughthe phone book, found a full-page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - avery handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He hadall the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerfullegs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bouncea quarter off his well-oiled butt.... She figured, what the heck, nobody willever know. "I'll give him acall." "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, sherushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you tocome to my motel room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you.I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I wantit now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, and whips, everything you'vegot in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, coverme in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'mready!! Now how does that sound?" He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but youneed to press 9 for an outside line."
TBB Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20511 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22523 Achievement Points: 148079 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 395 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 16, 2011 Not too bad Awards
Bushape Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted August 16, 2011 Good one Tball. I didn't know your sister was lonely. lol Awards
Unexist Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 123 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1219 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 90 Achievement Points: 7063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 11/05/1988 Device: Windows Posted August 16, 2011 can you imagen? Awards
WolfTiS Posted August 16, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted August 16, 2011 Good one.... Awards
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