Kansas88 Posted November 18, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24, 2024 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Posted November 18, 2011 Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.. Mean Vern, the hand from Texas says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.' Fast Dan, from New Mexico, couldn't stand to be bested... That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot Diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that rattler with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.' Old Roy, the cowboy from Oklahoma, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker. Awards
BeerGoat Posted November 19, 2011 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:26 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted November 19, 2011 that is tough. lol Awards
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