Kansas88

I have to give a big shout out for the Military Luggage Company, http://www.militaryluggage.com/ , after what they have recently done. I've been a follower of them on facebook for awhile now. They are always, and I mean always supporting and standing up for our military and their families, whether they are active duty or not. Along with having contests for gear that they sell, not the cheap stuff either. Recently I ordered the VooDoo coyote mini mojo bag and the Voodoo Level III Enlarged Assult Pack for traveling and hiking. First off, they went and changed my ground shipping to 2nd day air for free. When I got my order they had included a lunch back with their logo, some decals and a shirt. I had to pick the shirt out before they would send it to me. Instead I contacted them asking that they do a random contest for the shirt, they have random contests often, and I wanted to anonymously honor a couple of my friends that gave their life for our country. The first one being Timothy Saunders, I served with him on the Battleship Wisconsin, Saunders was killed on the USS Cole when it was attacked in Yamen. The other one is Jim Thode, a close family friend, he was killed while disarming an i.e.d. on December 2, 2010 in Afghanistan. Military Luggage Company promptly replied and said they would do one better. They would donate 2 of their better shirts that say "My heroes don't wear capes, they wear dog tags". They are going to have 2 random contests for the shirts next week in honor of Saunders and Thode. Thank you to all my fellow military, active or not, and their families. Kansas88

My daughter and I are photo bugs. I've got a D3100 and a D7000 that we use. We went to the park 2 weeks ago and these are some of the pics that we took.

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got a Tennessee license?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said this ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?” Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from? “The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

Agreed but I'd like to sum up what blackcat just said in two words: "Crack Kills!" And "Crack Kills" will get your crack happy arse banned! Moral of the story is "Don't do crack!"

Definately one of my favorites!

This was announced today on prepvolleyball.com, we are very proud of her and her modesty about her accomplishments. She is always pushing herself to get better, not just for her own sake but for the team: 2013 Frosh 59: The Best Varsity-Playing Freshmen in America: Abby Warner, 5-11 S, Amarillo (Texas) – Warner played in a 6-2 system this season and finished with 532 assists, 165 digs and 63 aces. “Abby was a very integral part of our offense this year,” longtime Amarillo coach Jan Barker said. “We were planning to run a 5-1 with a senior, but it didn’t take long for us to realize Abby could jump in to set much earlier than we expected, and our team was so much better for it. She surprised us with how mentally tough she was. My coaches and I were talking about that during the state finals when she was serving aces back-to-back. It was like she wasn’t a freshman playing in a state finals match—the biggest match of her life. It didn’t faze her one bit. Warner finished second on the team in aces and ended up helping Amarillo win a state 4A title. “She helped bring or team from very average in the beginning of the season to being state champions in the end.”

The old plans are at the top, new plans are at the bottom. They changed the pricing on the old plans for some reason today. The 4GB plan was $180 but now $170, the new 10GB plan is only $145. Select a Plan to Compare 300MB $120.00$20.00/mo/mo $40.00/mo $40.00/mo $20.00/mo $120.00/mo 1GB $145.00$45.00/mo/mo $40.00/mo $40.00/mo $20.00/mo $145.00/mo 2GB $155.00$55.00/mo/mo $40.00/mo $40.00/mo $20.00/mo $155.00/mo 4GB $170.00$70.00/mo/mo $40.00/mo $40.00/mo $20.00/mo $170.00/mo 6GB $180.00$80.00/mo/mo $40.00/mo $40.00/mo $20.00/mo $180.00/mo 8GB $190.00$90.00/mo/mo $40.00/mo $40.00/mo $20.00/mo $190.00/mo Our New Value Pricing (10GB+) 10GB(current) $145.00 /mo 15GB $175.00$130.00/mo /mo $15.00/mo †$15.00/mo †$15.00/mo $175.00/mo 20GB $195.00$150.00/mo /mo $15.00/mo †$15.00/mo †$15.00/mo $195.00/mo 30GB $270.00$225.00/mo /mo $15.00/mo †$15.00/mo †$15.00/mo $270.00/mo 40GB $345.00$300.00/mo /mo $15.00/mo †$15.00/mo †$15.00/mo $345.00/mo 50GB $420.00$375.00/mo /mo

To those of you who use AT&T. Due to T-Mobile offering to pay other carrier termination fees to switch and some other perks, AT&T is now offering lower prices on their rates. It doesn't matter if you have 2 years left or 1 day left in your contract, they have new lower rates effective immediately. They pro rated mine back to January 11 of last month. No questions asked but you have to call them to get it, it's not automatic. My phone bill dropped $35/month. If you have the 4Gb data family plan with unlimited talk and text, they raised the data to 10Gb with unlimited talk and text for $35 less per month. They don't even flinch or blink when you ask for the new lower rate and better plan. Just trying to help my fellow idiots save a buck or two.

If you have ever felt violated by Skuzapo, you deserve this medal. If you have ever died more than 20 times in one game because of Skuzapo, you deserve this medal. If you know exactly where Skuzapo is on the map and still die because of Skuzapo, you deserve this medal. If you have died so much because of Skuzapo and you begin to question your own dignity and pride, you deserve this medal. If you have ever been on the opposite team from Skuzapo and already know the outcome, you deserve this medal. If you get excited when you see Skuzapo is on your team and you now have chance to live, you deserve this medal. On a side note, I'd rather get killed 50 times in a game by Skuz who is that good than die once by someone who uses hacks.

Hahaha, nice

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My daughter and I will be going there this Thursday through Sunday for her club volleyball tournament. PM me and maybe we can meet up. Thanks, Kansas88

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/brewery-starbucks-heres-6-2D11820758#brewery-starbucks-heres-6-2D11820758 Starbucks letter to Exit 6: Exit 6 reply to Starbucks:

Smoked burgers, that sounds good! Going to try that soon.

My project on this cold Sunday afternoon. Hickory smoked turkey 5 1/2 hours later, juice sealed in by the skin and the meat falling off the bone.

I ain't gonna share Labob! The invisible magical leaves only appear when you shoot them!

mp-hurtsum - this is a good map but please find a way to fix it or remove it? There are to many invisible bullet proof leaves. There are places that you can shoot the sky and poof! Invisible bullet proof leaves magically appear. Like I said, good map, good design but it needs some badly needed tweaking or Twister Twerking. Wait, going to get the bleach to get that image out of my eyes.

CHILI COOK-OFF EDITORIAL: If you can read the whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you. NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. Houstonians actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the astrodome. These notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions where I could find the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two Judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: > Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili > > Judge #1--A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing > kick. > > Judge #2--Nice, smooth, tomato flavor. Very mild. > > Judge #3--(me). Holy SHIT, what the hell is this > stuff? You could remove > dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to > put the flames out. > I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. > > Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili > > Judge #1--Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight > jalapeno tang. > > Judge #2--Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to > be taken seriously. > > > Judge #3--Keep this out of the reach of children. > I'm not sure what I'm > supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off > two people who wanted > to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush > in more beer when > they saw the look on my face. > > Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili > > Judge #1--Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. > Needs more beans. > > Judge #2--A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use > of peppers. > > Judge #3--Call the EPA. I've located a uranium > spill. My nose feels like > I've been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine > by now. Get me more > beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the > back, now my backbone is > in the front part of my chest. Plus, I'm getting > shit-faced from all of > the beer. > > > Chili # 4 Bubba's Black Magic > > Judge #1--Black bean chili with almost no spice. > Disappointing. > > Judge #2--Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side > dish for fish or > other mild foods, not much of a chili. > > Judge #3--I felt something scraping across my > tongue, but was unable to > taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? > Sally, the barmaid, was > standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300 > pound bitch is starting > to look HOT - just like this nuclear waste I'm > eating. Is chili an > aphrodisiac? > > > Chili # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover > > Judge #1--Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers > freshly ground, adding > considerable kick. Very impressive. > > Judge #2--Chili using shredded beef, could use more > tomato. Must admit > the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. > > Judge #3--My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off > my forehead and I > can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four > people behind me needed > paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I > told her that her > chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my > tongue from bleeding by > pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I > wonder if I'm burning my > lips off. It really pisses me off that the other > judges asked me to stop > screaming. Screw those rednecks! > > > Chili # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety > > Judge #1--Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. > Good balance of spices > and peppers. > > Judge #2--The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, > onions, and garlic. > Superb. > > Judge #3--My intestines are now a straight pipe > filled with gaseous, > sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm > worried it will eat > through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand > behind me except that > slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. > Can't feel my lips > anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. > > > Chili # 7 Susan's screaming Sensation Chili > > Judge #1--A mediocre chili with too much reliance on > canned peppers. > > Judge #2--Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally > threw in a can of > chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note > that I am worried > about Judge #3, he appears to be in a bit of > distress as he is cursing > uncontrollably. > > Judge #3--You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull > the pin, and I > wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, > and the world sounds > like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is > covered with chili, which > slides unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full > of lava-like shit to > match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll > know what killed > me. I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. > Screw it; I'm not > getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just > suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili #8 Tommy's Toenail Curling Chili Judge #1--The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge #2--This final entry is a good, balance chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor bugger, I wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chili?

I WILL SOON HAVE BIRD-DOG PUPS FOR SALE: ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME. THE LITTER WILL PROBABLY BE ABOUT 7 - 10 PUPS, WHICH I WILL SELL AT A VERY REASONABLE PRICE. I'VE INCLUDED A PICTURE OF THE MOM AND DAD SO YOU WILL HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT THE PUPS WILL LOOK LIKE. PLEASE LET ME KNOW SOON, AS THEY MAY GO FAST. THANKS.

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