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If life is a waste of time,

And time is a waste of life,

Then let's all get wasted together

And have the time of our lives.

 

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Fighting for peace is like

Screwing for virginity.

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No matter how good she looks,

Some other guy is sick and tired

Of putting up with her shit.

 

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It's hard to make a comeback

When you haven't been anywhere.

 

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Make love, not war.

Hell, do both

GET MARRIED!

 

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If voting could really change things,

It would be illegal.

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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!

 

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Washington, DC

 

 

 

Express Lane:

Five beers or less.

 

Sign over one of the urinals

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You're too good for him.

 

Sign over mirror in Women's restroom

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No wonder you always go home alone.

 

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,

Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

 

 

 

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~                            

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:

If it has tires or testicles,

You're going to have trouble with it.

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LOL good one

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