DEEJAYKEG

I am unable to find either the original post or a means to send direct messages any more. I don't know if this means the web site is now over-complicated or I am losing my faculties. Anyway, I shall not be attempting solo travel to Welwyn Garden City tomorrow as I am not up to it. As many of you know, my wife hates me and won't accompany me anywhere. My PC is also gone as are all my games. I cannot afford a replacement just now so am buying a laptop for email, social media etc in the meantime. I hope to be playing again in the summertime. I am sorry to let you down, guys. We will get together at some stage I am sure. Love from Dave\ DeeJay\ Michael

The man is an obvious tool...

You can read minds now? You have no idea what I thought or what I am thinking. And, as you don't know me, or interact with me on Facebook or anywhere, do I give a rat's a--e what you think? No, actually, I do not...

So few manners...

I am still locked out as are thousands of others. We don't know what caused the outage but Instagram is also affected.

OR I may just be one of many affected! Instagram and Facebook down for tens of thousands of users (msn.com)

It looks like I have poked the bear too hard this time and they have locked me out permanently. I wonder if someone could post on my wall on Facebook to the effect that I have not died again but I shall not be able to stay in touch via that medium due to the behaviour of Zuckerberg's bots. Please convey my respects to Rob, Marty et al and all of my admirers on the Idiots forum but I have shared my last meme with you on there. So, if you need to talk to me this is the web site where I shall be! DeeJayKeg alias Dave Spinks alias @gardencoaster

The beauty of trains is that one does not have to worry about ones blood/alcohol level. Mind you, it would take some doing to swallow 19.5 units - that's about nine pints!

All train strikes permitting of course? Fingers crossed.

I have booked my room! I'll see you at the bar!

Thank you, folks! I was 66 by the way so am officially an Old Aged Pensioner (though the f*ckers are not paying me the pension I am owed!).

This is what I look like nowadays (picture dated May 2023). I may even wear my Royalist hat and badges!

You can put me down as a maybe. I have gone as far as to check train times and fares and accessible room cost (£52). Much depends on what the NHS proposes to do about my suspected cancer. If they want me in hospital for a biopsy, that is where I shall be. The venue looks good, nice and close to the railway station that I can get to via St Pancras and Kings X. Might have to confirm nearer the time but it'd be great to meet up with the gang at last! Would you propose dinner in the Beefeater?

Apologies, guys. This is firstly likely to clash with some surgery I need to cut bits out of my scalp for biopsy. Yes, cancer is suspected as if I don't have enough going on with my health! So, another time if I am mobile enough. My "carer" doesn't care and certainly would not accompany me on any trips. I won't tell you what she said in response to an invitation to visit Bath... I am the one whom she abandoned yet somehow I become the big villain of the piece! I would likely be accused of meeting up with a girlfriend too! So, sorry Baldie, Ricko et al. We shall have a pint together sometime!

I knew I could rely on you! Thanks fellas! Yes, Labob it was a comment about an Australian blonde's peaches that preceded my Insta problems. She invited me for "a dip"... How was I to know it wasn't a lucky dip... You can read about lovely Lauren here: How Gold Coast couple make 40k a month on OnlyFans | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site

As you will be aware, my brain is damaged following cardiac arrests in 2018. This means I forget stuff. I have forgotten the name of the launcher program we use to fire up COD5 and COD4. Used to use it as an Admin to kick and ban people but it appears to have disappeared from my machine. it is difficult to search for a program when its name escapes you. I want to play but it is like the whole friggin world is against me. My iPad has cr'pped out after a failed update and Facebook won't let me log in as it says I am a spammer! The clowns at Instagram blocked my accounts presumably because I was getting a bit fruity with the ladies??! I seem to have installed a farm heroes game... Why??! the world is going mad.

You have never been abroad?! Good grief, man! You do realise that you’re missing out on some serious hoe action? I mean, Amsterdam and the like?? Get a passport and explore…

How about “Dawn Treader”? If you are unfamiliar with the book, have a read here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Voyage_of_the_Dawn_Treader

I miss my old friend…

It is the same in the UK where successive governments have failed to meet demand by building social housing. I guess it doesn’t make their fat cat friends enough money. The price of housing had gone through the roof (excuse pun) but now the market is about to collapse that should correct itself. Down here, in the south east, we have to pay more than half of our income in rent and local tax - over £1000 per month. They like welcoming refugees here but there is nowhere left to house them.

You really need to have your medication altered, Rob. As for LastColdBeer, if he wants to pull his pork, let him…in private. I went out for the first time in eight months, last week. It felt like day release from prison. I have decided that, if the health service has given up on getting me mobile, I shall have a government-funded motability car. At least then I can get out and go fishing. They use your benefits to pay for car, tax, servicing, insurance etc. You only need to keep it clean and fuel/charge it. After three years, you get a new one. My first job is to get a disabled parking blue badge that costs £10 from the county council.

Works for us!

Hello Adorables! Does he mean us?! Yes, the fuel appears to be very cheap but consider this may be state-sponsored propaganda. It is easy enough to set up at a garage. With the Russians clamping down on access to social media, doesn't it make you wonder how this film got onto the web? So, Adorables, don't be the Gullibles OK? Slava Ukrainii!

I was joking... One chief over here is complaining because the new graduate recruits don't like dealing with nasty people who say horrible things and what is worse they have to work shifts!!! The Job is f*cked|!