Cowboys In A Gay

[Syckle]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, realizes it's a gay bar.

"But what the heck" he says to himself, "I really want a beer."

 

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,"what's the name of your penis?

The cowboy says," Look, I'm not into any of that, All I want is a drink."

 

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'just do it,'

 

That guy down the end of the bar calls his, snickers, because It really 'satisfies'.!

 

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

 

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left. Who is sipping on a beer, "hey bud, What's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex,"The the thirsty cowboy asks, 'why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a liken' and keeps on tickin!"

 

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys calls yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is job one,' then he adds" have you driven a F! ord lately?"

 

The guy next to him then says "I call mine Chevy...... 'like a rock!"and gives a wink.

 

Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.

 

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, " the name of my penis is 'SECRET.' "Now give me a beer."

 

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, But with a puzzled look asks, "Secret?"

The cowboy answers "BECAUSE IT'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'

[BeerGoat]

Good one.