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So This Higgs Boson Walks Into A Catholic Church...

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And the priest says, "I'm very sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons here."

Replied the Higgs boson, "I beg your pardon. I am, after all, the God particle, and without me, you cannot have mass."

 

 

(somebody stop me...)

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Ok ............

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