Better Than A Flu Shot

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Better than a Flu

Shot!

 

 

 

Miss Beatrice,

 

 

 

The church organist,

 

 

 

Was in her eighties

 

 

 

And had never been married. She was admired for her

sweetness and kindness to all.

 

 

 

One afternoon the pastor

 

 

 

came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

 

 

 

sitting room.

 

 

 

She invited him to have a

 

 

 

seat while she prepared tea...

 

 

 

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young

 

 

 

minister noticed a cut glass

bowl Sitting on top of it.

 

 

 

The bowl was filled with water,

 

 

 

and in the water floated. of all

 

 

 

things,a condom!

 

When she returned

 

 

 

With tea and scones,they

 

 

 

began to chat. The pastor

 

 

 

tried to stifle his curiosity

 

 

 

About the bowl of water and its

strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

 

 

 

'Miss Beatrice', he said,

 

 

 

'I wonder if you would tell me about this?

 

 

 

Pointing to the bowl.

 

 

 

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it

wonderful? I was walking

 

 

 

through the park a few

 

 

 

months ago and I found

 

 

 

this little package on the

ground.

 

 

 

The directions said

 

 

 

To place it on the organ,

 

 

 

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.