MTNMAN52 Posted March 12, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: iPhone Posted March 12, 2013 I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had everlaid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! Atleast I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.My girlfriend thinks that I'ma stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemedto be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think Ishould change dentists?A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. Hesays what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I went back to the thriftshop to get all of her clothes back.At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. I t appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.There's a new Muslim clothing shop in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it afterasking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on arecent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the pornchannel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regularpeople-porn, you sick bastard.A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and hertwin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."The Red Cross just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. Isaid we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway. Awards
TBB Posted March 12, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21206 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22918 Achievement Points: 152131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 411 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 12, 2013 Ouch! - some good ones though Awards
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