widowmaker Posted August 4, 2013 Member ID: 632 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 197 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1762 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 18213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 19, 2024 Birthday: 07/30/1977 Posted August 4, 2013 A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”He says “Yes, just caffeine.”“Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks.“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.”,and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”The guy says, “Yes… an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.”The interviewer tells the guy “O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don’t worry,we’ll still pay you from 8am.”The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don’t you want me to be here before 10am?”“‘This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.” Hemps, eidolonFIRE and BUDMAN 3 Awards
TBB Posted August 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21329 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23026 Achievement Points: 152870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 415 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 4, 2013 lol - good one - thanks Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted August 5, 2013 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted August 5, 2013 bahahaaa
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