Ode to Qball XI

[HarryWeezer]

In COD5 you will find this Quant dude;

He often Quotes Harry though often more rude;

He Quietly cuts off Harry's tiny balls;

He Quickly takes credit soon as Harry falls.

 

He calls himself QBall but what does that mean?

We know he has balls but does Q stand for Queen?

Or maybe he Quits when he sees he's ahead;

Or could it be Quarrels when he finds himself dead.

 

Perhaps it's a Quirk and his name should be Duck;

We've not heard him Quack but perhaps that's bad luck.

Or maybe he's Quietly stroking his wang.

To Quell his strong urge for some unknown poontang.

 

A Quote from his wife brings the truth to these hills;

She looked under the Quilt and his nutsack has Quills;

They're Quality balls and he uses them fine;

But should Quickly change his name to Porcupine.

[Hunter1948]

Good one!