FunStick Posted April 28, 2010 Member ID: 1100 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 165 Topic Count: 165 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1038 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 9275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3 Birthday: 11/30/1980 Device: Android Share Posted April 28, 2010 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bama Posted April 28, 2010 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4445 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted April 28, 2010 LOL.. yeah, that would be tough to explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
justjoe Posted April 28, 2010 Member ID: 411 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 811 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 12/16/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted April 28, 2010 LOL, yep!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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