FunStick Posted April 28, 2010 Member ID: 1100 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 166 Topic Count: 165 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1038 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 623 Achievement Points: 9278 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 10, 2024 Birthday: 11/30/1980 Device: Windows Posted April 28, 2010 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..... Awards
Bama Posted April 28, 2010 Member ID: 19 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 4446 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29420 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 23 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: iPhone Posted April 28, 2010 LOL.. yeah, that would be tough to explain. Awards
justjoe Posted April 28, 2010 Member ID: 411 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 811 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 14 Birthday: 12/16/1967 Device: iPhone Posted April 28, 2010 LOL, yep!! Awards
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