TBB Posted January 31, 2018 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21901 Content Per Day: 3.84 Reputation: 23413 Achievement Points: 156191 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 434 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 31, 2018 5 surgeons from big cities are discussing which patients are the best on whom to operate. The first surgeon from New York says, "I like accountants. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon from Chicago responds. "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon from Dallas says, "I really think librarians are best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order" The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong! Politicians are the easiest to operate on: there's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and ass are interchangeable...!!!" STARPICKET, AyaqGuyaq, Blackbart and 1 other 2 2 Awards
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