Dogg Posted May 23, 2018 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:01 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 23, 2018 One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a set of underwear out of his drawer. “What the heck is this??” he said to himself, as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out. “April” he hollered into the bathroom “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?” She replied with a snicker “It’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle Grow!” JohnnyDos, FUNky, TBB and 1 other 1 3 Awards
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