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For all you peeps takes years of practice and dedication, heres how :-

1/. Live a debauched lifestyle

2/. Tone down your reflexes by excessive drinking or any illegal substance

3/. Be old

4/. Wear glasses that do not quite focus on the screen

5/. Use a 15" monitor

6/. Buy cheap computer parts, you know they make sense

7/. Don't play with good players, leave when they join, then U think you're a star

8/. Downgrade your internet speed cos you can't afford the better one on your pension

9/. Have a ping higher than Crack

10/ Don't use a knife or shotgun, your reflexes ain't up to it

 

My high standings in our community are through years of dedicated mediocrity, oh and of course not giving a shit about my score :yahoo:

 

 

Edited by RobMc

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