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Sebastian and Julian got married in Las Vegas. They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Sebastian’s Mom and Dad’s house in San Francisco for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Sebastian’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Sebastian and Julian are up yet. She replies, ‘No’.

Johnny asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’

His mom replies, ‘I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.’

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Sebastian and Julian up yet?’

She replies, ‘No.’

Johnny says, ‘Do you know what I think?’

His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school’

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Sebastian and Julian up yet?’

His mom says, ‘No.’

He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’

His mom replies, ‘OK, tell me what you think.’

He says: ‘Last night Sebastian came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.’

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