Dogg Posted February 13, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 13, 2020 In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there’s yet another wee one to come.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby. “Now don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there’s yet another!” cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. “Do ya think it’s the light that’s attractin’ them?” TBB, RobMc, Angelz and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dot80 Posted February 14, 2020 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1062 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1087 Achievement Points: 22466 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted February 14, 2020 Ha Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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