Dogg Posted February 13, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 18 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 13, 2020 In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there’s yet another wee one to come.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby. “Now don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there’s yet another!” cried the doctor. The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. “Do ya think it’s the light that’s attractin’ them?” DEEJAYKEG, TBB, RobMc and 3 others 6 Awards
Dot80 Posted February 14, 2020 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1589 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1757 Achievement Points: 26709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 minutes ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Posted February 14, 2020 Ha Ha Ha Awards
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