pwrcrzy52 Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted July 25, 2010 The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says: "Sisters, I've been thinking. Each of us has a husband whose name is LeRoy. It's been mighty confusing lately. Sometimes when I yell 'LeRoy!!' your husband comes and sometimes yours answers and once in a while mine comes. I think it's time we rename our husbands to end the confusion."Quiet returns to the porch scene only to be interrupted by the creaking of the hold rocking chairs on the loose planks. The first lady again speaks up and says, "I think I'll name my husband 'Seven-UP'". "Why, sister, why are you going to name your husband 'Seven-UP'?" queries one of the old gals."Why, he's got seven inches and it's always up!" replies the first lady. The second lady then muses a bit and says, "I think I'm going to name my LeRoy 'Mountain Dew'.""Why, sister, why are you going to name him 'Mountain Dew'?""Well, cuz mountin' is one thing he do real well," the second lady says.Both then turn to the third woman as she rocks slowly in her chair and of her they ask, "And, what will you name your husband, sister?""I've been thinking that I just might name him 'Jack Daniels'," she said."Why, sister, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!!""That's my LeRoy!", the third woman responds. Awards
wildthing Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 126 Topic Count: 239 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3861 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34784 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:18 AM Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted July 25, 2010 ROTFLMAO Nice one Awards
BlackOp8 Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 1440 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 588 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/18/1986 Posted July 25, 2010 I can relate to the first husband, cept mine isnt always up
widowmaker Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 632 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 197 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1762 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 18213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 19, 2024 Birthday: 07/30/1977 Device: iPhone Posted July 25, 2010 thats a good 1 but they are all talking about me!!! Awards
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