pwrcrzy52 Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted July 25, 2010 The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says: "Sisters, I've been thinking. Each of us has a husband whose name is LeRoy. It's been mighty confusing lately. Sometimes when I yell 'LeRoy!!' your husband comes and sometimes yours answers and once in a while mine comes. I think it's time we rename our husbands to end the confusion."Quiet returns to the porch scene only to be interrupted by the creaking of the hold rocking chairs on the loose planks. The first lady again speaks up and says, "I think I'll name my husband 'Seven-UP'". "Why, sister, why are you going to name your husband 'Seven-UP'?" queries one of the old gals."Why, he's got seven inches and it's always up!" replies the first lady. The second lady then muses a bit and says, "I think I'm going to name my LeRoy 'Mountain Dew'.""Why, sister, why are you going to name him 'Mountain Dew'?""Well, cuz mountin' is one thing he do real well," the second lady says.Both then turn to the third woman as she rocks slowly in her chair and of her they ask, "And, what will you name your husband, sister?""I've been thinking that I just might name him 'Jack Daniels'," she said."Why, sister, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!!""That's my LeRoy!", the third woman responds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
wildthing Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 124 Topic Count: 235 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3845 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 2247 Achievement Points: 34608 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 25, 2010 ROTFLMAO Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BlackOp8 Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 1440 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 588 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 3170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/18/1986 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I can relate to the first husband, cept mine isnt always up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
widowmaker Posted July 25, 2010 Member ID: 632 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 197 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1762 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 1440 Achievement Points: 18213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/30/1977 Share Posted July 25, 2010 thats a good 1 but they are all talking about me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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