TIME FOR TEA

[billyblade]

AN AMERICAN WAS TRAVELING IN BRITAIN WHEN HE HAPPENED UPON

 

A TEA SHOP, SO DECIDED TO GO IN. HE ASKED THE SHOPKEEPER WHAT WAS

 

THE BEST TEA IN ENGLAND. THE SHOPKEEPER REPLIED" WE HAVE THREE TEAS

 

HERE. WE HAVE:

 

1. BRITISH TEA...WHICH IS 20% SUBSTANCE AND 80% SMELL

 

2. EARL GRAY TEA..WHICH IS 80% SUBSTANCE AND 20% SMELL

 

3.AND WE HAVE THE QUEENS TEA...WHICH IS PREFERRED.

 

THE AMERICAN REPLIED"WELL, I'M FROM TEXAS AND WE HAVE  3 TEAS THERE

 

TOO.  WE HAVE:

 

1. F-A-R-T.....WHICH IS 20% SUBSTANCE AND 80% SMELL

 

2. S-H-I-T..... WHICHJ IS 80% SUBSTANCE AND 20% SMELL

 

3. AND WE HAVE C-U-N-T...WHICH IS PREFERRED.

 

 

[Dark Asylumn]

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