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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was sweet!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,... you're drunk!"

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rofl, nice one pwrcrzy

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LMAO & Here I Thought The Topic :" Drunk"  Was About BudSR.

 

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hahaha, thats hilarious.

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rofl, nice one pwrcrzy

it actually was that was sr and his kid lol true story I swear

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