RobMc Posted April 3 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 3 A group of pensioners were sitting around talking about all their ailments at the local pub. "My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift this drink" said one. "Yes, I know" said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see mine." "I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time because my hands are so crippled" volunteered a third one. "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you” said one elderly lady. “I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck" said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy" exclaimed another. "I forget where I am and where I'm going" said another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old" winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your blessings" said a woman cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive." KaptCrunch, larrymc, Striker and 5 others 8
Dot80 Posted April 3 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1568 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1735 Achievement Points: 26543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Posted April 3 xxxooo RobMc 1 Awards
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