RobMc Posted August 26 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 344 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6006 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9598 Achievement Points: 65536 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 152 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 26 Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went to her grandparent's house to visit 95 year-old grandmother O'Malley and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm, ding and dong, ding and dong. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if that blooming ice cream van hadn't come along." Dot80, major-mark63 and P!nk 3
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