RobMc Posted September 18 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 6049 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9670 Achievement Points: 65936 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 155 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 18 Old Sean O'Farrell, the kingpin of the Irish mob in Boston, is on his deathbed. He calls his grandson to his side and tells the lad, "Paddy, I'm going to leave you my chrome plated 38 revolver so that you will always remember me." "But grandpa", lamented Paddy, "I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your gold Rolex watch instead?" Grandpa O'Farrell reaches up and pulls Paddy closer to him and says, "You listen to me carefully. Someday you are going to be the head of the organization. Someday you are going to have lots of money, a big home and a beautiful wife. And maybe someday you are going to come home and find your wife in the torrid embrace of another man. What are you going to do then? Point at your watch and say, 'Times up!'?" Dot80, major-mark63, KaptCrunch and 1 other 4
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