RobMc Posted September 24, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted September 24, 2025 a man is pulled over on the motorway for speeding, the cop approaches the car "Do you know you went from doing 70mph to over 120mph there when we were following you, what kind of reason could you have for such a crazy speed?" The man starts to shake his head and replies " About three months ago the wife and me were going thru a really bad patch, I found out she was seeing some one else, he was a traffic cop" The officer looks on compassionately and says, "so did the sight of our car in your mirrors bring back terrible memories?" Hell no says the man, I thought he was bringing her back !! SnullerDk, major-mark63 and Dot80 1 2
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