Breakdown

[RobMc]

A man and his wife were sound asleep when they were woken by a loud banging on their front door.
"Who the f..k is that?" the man groans.
"I do't know" says the wife, "Why don't you get up and find out?"
The man gets up, opens the window, it's pissing down with rain, and see's a guy standing at the door, freezing cold with his hand's in his pockets and collar pulled up.
" What the f..k do you want at this time of night?" the man shouts.
"I need a push!" says the guy looking up
"F..k off!" says the man and slams the window shut
He gets back in bed and his wife asks him what was going on.
"There was some guy at the front door wanting a push, so I told him to f..k off" says the man
"That was a bit harsh" says his wife, "Don't you remember last week when we broke down and, if it wasn't for that really helpful man coming to our aid, we would have been stuck right out in the country all night!" "Go out and help him, he may be desperate"
The guy groans, drags himself out of bed, and go's downstairs to the front door, he pulls on his waterproof coat and wellie's and go's outside in the appalling weather.
"Ok, I'm here to give you a push, Where are you?" he shouts
"Over here, on the swing" the guy shouts back.