RobMc Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 428 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6368 Content Per Day: 1.83 Reputation: 10111 Achievement Points: 68781 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 171 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night." Archie nods approvingly. "Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jock. "A kilt?" asks Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?" "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll just be in white." If you don't get it ask Sharpe to translate Dot80 and rexbowan 2
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