RobMc Posted December 10, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 10, 2025 Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night." Archie nods approvingly. "Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continues Jock. "A kilt?" asks Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?" "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll just be in white." If you don't get it ask Sharpe to translate Dot80 and rexbowan 2
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