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There was this petrol station trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "free sex." Soon a  regular customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he

guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed 8 and the proprietor said, No, you were close, the number was 7. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time."

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill up, and again asked for his free sex.


The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed 2 this time, and the proprietor said, Sorry, it was 3. You were close again but no free sex this time".


As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think the game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex".


The buddy replied, "No its not rigged - my wife won twice last week."
 


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Rob oh Rob  oh Rob  lol. xxxxxxooooooo

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