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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back Of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Key." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman Remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags my Dear those are your tits." She which she replied , "No point asking about the beard then.!!.....

I've been seeing and hearing complaints about the maps on COD4 a lot lately, so I wanted to address a few things. Here are some things you may or may not know about maps and rotations: 1. The game is almost 20 years old, so there are not a ton of new maps coming out anymore. 2. Of the 2,000 ish maps in the COD4 downloader, only about 550 or so actively work on the mw2 freezetag mod. 3. Also, many of the maps are made for deathrun, zombie, sniper only, etc., and will not work with the freezetag mod. 4. Maps that haven't been tested - that requires time and effort. Need at least one admin and two other volunteers to test maps. The maps have to be uploaded, made sure they don't crash the server, test for killstreaks and make sure round changes don't crash. I've found that for every 30 or so maps that I've uploaded, about half crash the server, so that narrows the testing choices by 50% right there. 5. There are currently 75+ rotations that have been created by many admins, members, and non-members. We go through those rotations on a mostly weekly basis, and yes, some maps are repeated if they are in several rotations. If you've created a rotation and we've used it, it won't come back around for quite some time as we work through all the other rotations. If you submit more than one rotation, the subsequent rotations need to be different than the first one, or else it won't get used as a unique rotation. 6. If you want to help with map testing or creating a rotation, please let me know. We can set up some sort of schedule if enough people want to help test maps. I can also give you the guidelines for creating a rotation. 7. And finallly, it's not easy or likely to please everyone. Some complain it's the same old maps, others complain when there are new maps that they don't know. There are complaints from people who don't like sniper maps, or they don't like small maps, and so on. Map rotations are generally created to include small, medium, and large maps (usually 3-4), so that all playing styles can have fun in the server. A total of 25 maps is the ideal number for a rotation. If you have any questions or concerns, you can send me a pm. I hope that this has helped you gain a better understanding of what it takes to keep the COD4 freezetag servers running with map rotations that are changed more often than most other games that XI hosts.

strange fore play???

Little @baldie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little @baldie said, "Oh, right." Satisfied with the answer he went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later @baldie came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Rob's mum wants to talk to you."

Rotation #15a 25 maps put in rotation 09/09/25 by Pengy map mp_coldfront map mp_mw2_term map mp_blackrock map mp_brokenroad map mp_bridge2011 map mp_cc_night map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_cuf_gutter map mp_d2c map mp_daybreak map mp_fallen map mp_fsd_witp map mp_de_aztec map mp_broadcast2 map mp_dahar map mp_highrise map mp_hip map mp_gitten_r_done map mp_bo2turbine map mp_hillside map mp_cgc_citystreets map mp_beta map mp_locality map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_gvft Server restarted @ 2:45 p.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Phoenix911 (38)codpiece (57)Spaiss (57)

Happy Birthday!

I would like to introduce my new gran daughter Alisha and my grandson who is now 21 months old

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. baldie (59)BROMODROSYS (67)Exitus (54)GER__Phantom (62)MANE (50)

happy birthday to a great bunch!!

HB

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!

Happy Birthday all and have an excellent day!

Happy Birthday everyone.

Last night in my usual drunken state before retiring I clicked on a comment by Basil and giving my usual type of reply, COMPLETELY MISSING THAT THE POST WAS ABOUT 9/11. My sincere apologies to all, it was unintentional and I see it has rightfully been removed, Rob hangs his head in shame, forgive me.

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday Everyone!

got this today you can tell that part of my leg gets no sun .lol

Perhaps a bit too far for Rob ???

lol My Irish Grandmother spoke Gaelic when she got mad. Us as kids immediately knew to STFU and behave. lol

Don't do it, They will scream in french to you in quebec

And there is the problem with the world, people don't talk or reason, their beliefs are always right, even if the vast majority think they are wrong, ever been thus.

Thanks for the apology - you now allowed to visit this side of the Pond again.

Everyone makes mistakes, we learn from it and move on.

Rob, just stop being a mean person, problem solved.

I played the openBeta my current GPU is lacking thought but it was pretty fun. I still don't know how to fly helicopters or jets in this game, the controls just don't make sense to me.

I had great fun playing BF6 with some of my friends. Even though, I get mad when medics don't medic or no one takes out the enemy armour. That shit drives me insane!