ok..I just got back from watching the Santa Claus parade here in Toronto Canada..Is been running for 103 years strong..Wife and I and both kids went down there like 2 hours before it started to catch a good spot...I was already in a cranky mood..First ones to come out..The Clowns..Omg!!!..they started to toss candy,rubber bands and stuffed animals into the crowd as they walked by..Dont I turn around to grab a candy cane look back just in time to see a happy face stuffed toy coming at me..I tell you guys..it was hypnotising,,Like a rocket or a nade launcher..COULD not get out of the way..BOOM right in my freaking eye..Fker starts to laugh at me..I was going to say something ...BUT..bastard had a side 20 shoe and like 20 more clowns with him..I did not want to get my ass kick by 20 clowns..That already happens here with you jerks..
Xmast clowns..Bah Humbug..