FunStick

I want to die while Partying HARD!!! Live fast Die Young!!

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Thank you Rip and Thank you Snow (Fu) lol

welcome

Welcome fucker

Welcome to the family douche bag.

The fuck? Nothing wrong with Sinterklass. NOthing that i could see. btw that link dont work well. http://www.sinterklaasrhinebeck.com/what-is-sinterklaas.php gives the story

FUCK YOU FNGR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Defaulter.. Welcome to the Forums buddy.. FUCK YOU

All that is being taken care of..

Pink only if you blow me first

lol Damn you idiots crack me up! <3 1. Pink. Your not supposed to just kick random non xi. Its not fair and its not the code of conduct that XI was built upon sweetie. 2. Lord of Chaos. I may be just a Member, but I have a right to say what I feel and will do so without anyone from the internet telling me I can not. And my input on things have always been welcomed and have been important to older high admins in the past, and other members of the Admin team in our clan. I am important just as any other XI member regardless of having that "High Horse Admin XI tag" In case you have forgotten old friend, This clan is built on its members and good morals and principles. Without the "Just Members" this clan would be nothing. And I been in this clan for a long time just as everyone else including you. And you known me for a long time, I will always defend what is right. And to everyone else who reads this: Higher ranks / Admins does not mean shit in the digital gaming world. Admins only get respect because of how their personalities are, how they conduct themselves, how much they respect their peers, and know how to have fun and joke around and not being so serious al lthe time. Perfect example of an awesome ADMIN in my opinion. Yesterday. Me and a few others came up on the subject of having sex with wildthing. (Yes I know, wtf)? Non Xi's and XI members together laughed our asses off hardcore for like 3 rounds straight and into the next map being on the same subject still. Wildthing heard everything but couldnt say nothing bc his wife was sleeping. In the Next map he was on our team with the exception of like 2 that were on the opposite. We busted out laughing again, and Wildthing got soo pissed but in a good way. He yelled of course, didnt kick, even joked himself, cracked on me and the others.... and EVERYONE had a great time with no drama. THAT is a true example of a fantastic Admin that I respect very hightly not because he is an Admin ( I could careless), because he is himself and doesn't act big and bad and does NOT abuse his powers. And its not just wild, there are many other admins that are the same way. Being an Admin doesn't make an Admin better then a member, just means they have more responsbility then a member and have to spend more time on the computer then we do. And to those who didn't turn this into Drama, I love you guys to death, AND as we say in XI... FUCK.............YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy FUCK YOU Sunday Family

ok Gotcha, So since its a program, then the creator needs to change the rules to aim only at the rules from the past. if you are the creator, and do not know how to do this, please let me know, and I will gladly assist. Thanks Storm for clearing that up for me. <3

HHAHA I LOVE THE VID btw !fu Snow

I am not sure which admin is doing it, but last I recall the rule for Rediecting NON XI Members was the following: 1. has to be NON XI 2. Has to have the lowest score. Defaulter whos FRUITROPIC XI's HUSBAND is not XI yet, and secondly DID NOT HAVE A FUCKING LOWEST SCORE to be a NON XI to be rediected. This is not right, Admins CAN NOT just redirect RANDOM NON XI Members. It was NOT allowed back when I started in this clan and as far as I know the rules have not changed.. and Im not even a fucking admin and I know these things... . what the fuck is wrong with our family? Rugger and or all the HEAD Admins, can you please look into this. Poor guy got redirected so many times of faults not of his own and met the criteria for not being redirected.

Happy Birthday Bobby!!

So my uncle in Scarbourgh passed away around 5/6am today. I will be driving to Canada hopefully in a day or two and wanted to let you guys know I am coming up that way. Any of my Canadian friends near the area then please let me know and call / text me 410-459-2713 This family in paticular i do not care much for but for my mom I am going to take her. Please pray for my mom and contact me asap. I know Fruittropics and Stormcrow live near by. Chris lives above detroit. Anyone else?

LOL.

So, Im in the server, and my team is winning. there is 1 fucker left. And I tell EVERYONE to hold on so i can get my care package. then... like an IDIOT i stand right under it and die hjahahahahahah This is MY FAIL of the day

So, many of you XI members who are new to the family, may or may not know that we at XI hold Tournaments every once in a while. Each tournament we have done is friendly and always fun. Years ago we used to hold knife tournaments in server 2 late at night, and then actual tournaments. Its been years since we have held another. Quite a few of us are very good at knifing which is great and some of us still like it. So I call upon all of those who love to knife and our wonderful admins to help organize a great Knife Tournament. Knife tournament should be 1 month from now on a Saturday and we can work on the timing. That one month will give everyone a chance to practice their best, gather up more knifers either late at night or on the weekends, and just have fun like we used to years ago. Rugger and the other admins please let me know if this Tournament is possible and if we can start up a sign up sheet. Also please make this post sticky. It will be the admins decsion if this is XI only or if everyone can enter. I like to have a set of 5 maps with showdown being one of them. NO TOURNAMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED YET!! this is just a post to encourage everyone what my thoughts are. I do want to do half girls vs guys and half elimnation. Love always FunStick>XI<

I was in game last night and during my enjoyment getting owned by Alcee, A girl calls and tells me she is coming over. (She was drunk). She wouldnt take NO for an answer and would not stay home, so I had no choice but to go over her house and prevent her from driving. Sexually Fustrated, She jumped me all night. I got the greatest head ever and I got complimented on how great my Sperm tasted! Then I come across this article. Very interesting read.. I will donate my sperm to anyone who is in need of its health Benifits. hahaha Got Sperm? Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm Sperm are single-purposed: They're optimized to get to an egg and inseminate it. But that doesn't mean there isn't more to this cell than meets the ovum. Sperm, along with its travelling companion, semen, are surprisingly versatile and adaptable substances. Here are eight unconventional things you can do with human sperm. 1. Skin softener Sperm contains an anti-oxidant called spermine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can't make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, spermine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125 Graceful Services. 2. Cooking Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes. The book description: 3. Painting Artist Martin Von Ostrowski is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his own semen. A single painting requires about 40 ejaculations, which, given the size of the exhibition, suggests that he needed to ejaculate at least 1,000 times. Impressive! Von Ostrowski is able to keep these large quantities of sperm fresh by freezing it. 4. Invisible ink Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that semen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University." Rumor at the time had it that semen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor). It was also readily available for any intrepid secret service agent willing to make the sacrifice. The practice went into use, but it was noted that on at least one occasion that an agent had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the "ink" when people started noticing an unusual smell. 5. An anti-Depressant for women Another potential application for semen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of mood-altering hormones in the semen being absorbed through the vagina — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientist didn't entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, "there's good in this goo": 6. Ovulation control A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in semen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it's the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it's very possible that semen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg. 7. Help with morning sickness Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she's suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that oral sex could serve as a kind of cure. Gordon theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the sperm's genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar. His idea, which was presented at 2012 Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society, suggests that women can build up their immunity by ingesting the sperm of the baby's father. Gallup's conclusion is a bit hard to swallow, but there's also a scientific study supporting the idea that oral sex can reduce the incidence of preeclampsia in pregnant women. 8. Archival storage of information Related Soon you'll be backing up your hard drive using DNA Think the memory card in your camera is high-capacity? It's got nothing on DNA. With data accumulating at a faster rate now than any other point … Read… In what gives new meaning to the term "hard drive", human sperm — a transmitter of DNA — could be used to store information — a lot of information. We recently reported on a breakthrough by Sriram Kosui and his team at Harvard and Johns Hopkins in which he devised a technique for archiving information in DNA. The process, which takes advantage of DNA's data sequencing attributes, could be used to store as much as one petabyte of data (one petabyte = 1,024 terabytes) in a volume of 1.5 mg of DNA. Because genetic information can be packaged in three dimensions, that equates to a storage volume of about one cubic millimeter — so you'll finally have a secure and ironic place to store your massive digital porn collection.