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I was in game last night and during my enjoyment getting owned by Alcee, A girl calls and tells me she is coming over. (She was drunk). She wouldnt take NO for an answer and would not stay home, so I had no choice but to go over her house and prevent her from driving. Sexually Fustrated, She jumped me all night. I got the greatest head ever and I got complimented on how great my Sperm tasted! Then I come across this article. Very interesting read.. I will donate my sperm to anyone who is in need of its health Benifits. hahaha Got Sperm? Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm Sperm are single-purposed: They're optimized to get to an egg and inseminate it. But that doesn't mean there isn't more to this cell than meets the ovum. Sperm, along with its travelling companion, semen, are surprisingly versatile and adaptable substances. Here are eight unconventional things you can do with human sperm. 1. Skin softener Sperm contains an anti-oxidant called spermine that is thought to diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company called Bioforskning (you can't make this stuff up) has synthesized the compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, spermine facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125 Graceful Services. 2. Cooking Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes. The book description: 3. Painting Artist Martin Von Ostrowski is known for using bodily fluids as his paint mediums (including his infamous portrait of Hitler made from his own excrement). Back in 2008, Von Ostrowski put out an exhibition at the Gay Museum in Berlin in which he featured works painted with his own semen. A single painting requires about 40 ejaculations, which, given the size of the exhibition, suggests that he needed to ejaculate at least 1,000 times. Impressive! Von Ostrowski is able to keep these large quantities of sperm fresh by freezing it. 4. Invisible ink Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that semen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was "making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University." Rumor at the time had it that semen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor). It was also readily available for any intrepid secret service agent willing to make the sacrifice. The practice went into use, but it was noted that on at least one occasion that an agent had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the "ink" when people started noticing an unusual smell. 5. An anti-Depressant for women Another potential application for semen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of mood-altering hormones in the semen being absorbed through the vagina — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientist didn't entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, "there's good in this goo": 6. Ovulation control A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in semen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it's the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it's very possible that semen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg. 7. Help with morning sickness Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she's suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that oral sex could serve as a kind of cure. Gordon theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the sperm's genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar. His idea, which was presented at 2012 Northeastern Evolutionary Psychology Society, suggests that women can build up their immunity by ingesting the sperm of the baby's father. Gallup's conclusion is a bit hard to swallow, but there's also a scientific study supporting the idea that oral sex can reduce the incidence of preeclampsia in pregnant women. 8. Archival storage of information Related Soon you'll be backing up your hard drive using DNA Think the memory card in your camera is high-capacity? It's got nothing on DNA. With data accumulating at a faster rate now than any other point … Read… In what gives new meaning to the term "hard drive", human sperm — a transmitter of DNA — could be used to store information — a lot of information. We recently reported on a breakthrough by Sriram Kosui and his team at Harvard and Johns Hopkins in which he devised a technique for archiving information in DNA. The process, which takes advantage of DNA's data sequencing attributes, could be used to store as much as one petabyte of data (one petabyte = 1,024 terabytes) in a volume of 1.5 mg of DNA. Because genetic information can be packaged in three dimensions, that equates to a storage volume of about one cubic millimeter — so you'll finally have a secure and ironic place to store your massive digital porn collection.

No problemo brotha! I got you! When I die, I want the BMW M3 emblem on my gravestone (painted) bastard!

My dear brother, I am very sorry for your loss. I can relate when you loose a best friend like that. My deepest condolences on your loss, however, there is something I want you to see. She is in a far better place now, and.. she will always be there for you. And we all are here for you bro. <3

Your finally on the FORUMS! awesome!!!

I want it all RAW!!

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German Cars rock! fuckers! <3 but I prefer only BMW

Happy Birthday Buddy!

Bro.. get better soon !! I miss saying FU to you <33333

Hi I AM FUNSTICK!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!! ,,|,,

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I was going to meet up with these douche bags but I couldnt get off of work in time

You mean for the vibrators? lol dean he was really asking if the batteries are in the back ( which in most Beemers are in the truck on under the back seat). But Thanks to you dean, I am getting good ideas.

You guys ROCK!

I picked her up today!! SHe is outside all nice and cleaned!!

Very big possibility Boss! If Ping agree's to drive with me up there in My car not his damn jeep!

I'll tell you guys one thing. When I drove it to my uncle's shop yesterday, I felt the difference in performance from my 93 325I. This M3 is so fucking fast and so strong that I went from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds. And on the highway. So smooth, and enjoyed the ride so much that I fell in love. I actually get 42+ mpgs doing 50 mph . Talk about a fucking gas saver??????? In my 325I i was lucky to get 28mpgs. BMW M cars are the only BMW's other then the Alpina's that are truly worth the maintence and upkeeping. Of course any BMW for that matter is, but these cars are specially engineered for Sport and durability. Thanks everyone for the comments. Wish me good luck in getting her on the road today. Funstick+ BMW M3 + Techno = Die young but happy!! wooot!

Damn right its a Stick!! I will never in my life drive an Automatic.

Remember I told you that once I get my car I am coming to see you ? I will be getting her today but next week Saturday we should meet up.

Thanks brotha. I don't think I will be racing this one Like I raced my 93 325I. The M series are a lot more to fucking fix then the normal BMW's. For lightbulbs, belts and two rear tires its going to cost me 750 dollars today. I am going to baby the FUCK out of this car.

But thats my handle so I can't escape! lol. Nah but its hopefully going to get fixed today. The M3 has some very minor damage inside of her, but its nothing that isnt fixable.

I used to own an Acura Legend and my GF at the time had an Integra. I loved them a lot. Then I bought my first German car. VW Corrado. I liked it. Then went in 2k4 I bought my very first BMW. I loved it!!! I let my cousin borrow it once. It was all fucked up so I had to junk it. Then had some bs cars, then I bought my current BMW from my other cousin - 1993 BMW 325I Manual (attached is what it looks like) Drove her for 3 years with minor issues. The Engine still runs strong and good, but the transmission is fucked. But on the 18th she will have a new owner.