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BigPapaDean

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  1. Steve Woolf Follow · April 5 After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart Dear Mrs. Woolf, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras": 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medics were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN! 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the Staff passed out. I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?
  2. WTF do u know about anything let alone POKER? Lol!
  3. Works perfectly. If in fact the user account you're logged into is NOT a true administrator, the output from this batch will let you know. "This user account does not have access to these files." Otherwise it will state "XX number of successfully processed files. XX number of failed processes." Thanks a million Flashadvocate! I have had this issue way to long!
  4. I have scanned and there is nothing found on it. This has been this way for some time, since August of 2012!
  5. flash would you come into TS Please?
  6. Flash I have and when I change the attributes they don't stay as changed so something is not letting me get rid of them
  7. wonder if i made a new partition if I put them in there until I get re-installed and then deleted them would work?
  8. they are my old profile on COD4 files! They shouldn't be in use at all except when I open the game. Well I went to un-install and when it asked if I wanted it to delete everything I said yes but it didn't do that now this!
  9. the only one that appears is me as an admin with full privileges there is a guest account too but it's never used
  10. Same damn thing happens! would this happen if these were mirror files?
  11. There is some files I need/want to delete to be able to complete a complete un-install of COD4 but I keep getting the message that I need administrator privilege to delete them. Funny thing is I am the administrator and I am the only one that is. I have been trying to access my safe mode but I don't find that mode in the reboot menu when I try to reboot. I also made sure all files involved were turn to writable so that would not be a problem but this also tells me I need admin rites. This damned thing has me about to pull the only one lil hair I have left on the top of my head out. Can anyone please help a frustrated old idiot?
  12. It;s a map problem. Category: CoDWW MP Mapping Posted: Thursday, Mar. 18, 2010 04:13 am Or more specifically - too many spawn script_models or script_origins. The game isnt really affected by spawned triggers (i.e. trigger_radius), spawned script_brushmodels, or turrets (spawn_turret) so it isnt really too many entities per se. Just too many script_origins or script_models. I have found that when presented with this error you CAN get around it by timing when things are spawned. For example, the error is more likely to crop up during Callback_StartGametype() being called. So, if you wait 2 or 3 seconds after the initial loading of a map, you can then carry on and spawn your stuff without having to cut back on anything. I found this particularly on mp_kneedeep - if you wait till Callback_StartGametype() to plant any spawn script_models or script_origins, then it works out ok.
  13. Wizid are you saying it only runs the 32 bit or that that's what you have on it now? I run 64 bit windows 7 pro.
  14. I remember times when I belonged to different groups and we had an exchanging of pictures from our childhood or youth! I saw this one and I believe it shows that I have always been an idiot at heart. Johnny Dos this will explain where the cowboy hat I wore as my avatar not so long ago. I am here to challenge both men and women to post at least one picture from their past that would qiualify as a prelude to being an official idiot!
  15. I am looking to improve my pc in the easiest and cheapest way I can. But I have no idea whether these two are compatible with each other!
  16. There are times when I struggle because I feel others want to intrude into my space. I can't exactly put a finger on it but I feel that way. Some are aggressive others are well lets just say they are not invited into my space. I have a tendency to give my of myself but there are times I am very reserved and quiet! I wish they were as perceptive as I am about my intrusion into others space. You see this seems to always happen just when I am beginning to feel very good and positive! I wish I co...

  17. woof word for "silly"
  18. What happens tho if it don't come out like theirs did? Mine didn't but I did bloat up so I am not fat! Right??? lol!
  19. Black Cat I can't imagine anyone not wanting to share corners with you! Grats on the mile stone. 1000 is quite an achievement as you don't seem to post just to post! Good solid work! Meow! Prrrr!
  20. Not sure if anyone has posted this yet but just in case here it is! http://www.evenbalance.com/index.php?page=support-cod4.php
  21. that was the punch line!!!
  22. Some of us pitched in and got you a sign for your office that says! "Duc Broke it!" Lol Happy birthday to a special person for putting up with all our crap!
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