For sometime many have wondered who is Jack Shit?
We
find ourselfs at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack Shit?
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in intellectual way. Jack
Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit
married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children : Holy Shit, Giva Shit,
Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit
married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After
15 yrs , Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock
and become Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip shit married Lota Shit and
had rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva
Shit married the Happens brother in a double wedding. The newspaper
invited everyone to the Shit- Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the
world and returned home with italian bride. Pisa Shit.So from now on,no
one can tell you ,You don't know Jack Shit.