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Rugger I really think it's more about the server provider because before ya'll moved this server and it messed up it was fine. It has nothing to do with the amount of ppl because we can 3 or 4 of us and I can still see it. Hope this helps some

we have been saying this for awhile but most of us have been told it's just our pc's so we dropped it

Just a FYI For all of the admins he is now coming into some of the other servers and just sitting in spec never joins just sits there.

so sorry to hear of your loss ...My prayers are with you.

@@hxtr put the pipe down and back away slowly

Short Canada Jokes Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back. Q: What do you call a sophisticated American? A: Canadian. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it. Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? A: The taste! Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain? A: We all would! Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada? A: WINTER AND JULY! Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? A: They can't run that far. Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes? A: By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan Q: Why is the late Corey Haim going to be buried in his native Canada? A: The USA and Canada held a coin toss and Canada lost! Q: Why did Leandro Barbosa choose to play for the Toronto Raptors? A: Because they have much better pot in Canada! Q: Why does Celine Dion want to purchase the Montreal Canadiens? A: Because she wants to ruin more than just music! Q: Why is President Obama contacting the Prime Minister of Canada about the failed economy? A: To find out how Canadians live off of less! Q: What was the original title for "Canadian Idol"? A: "The Worlds Biggest Hoser" Q: Why did Bill Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war. Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A: A canoe tips. Q: Whats the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn? A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Canadians were fighting over a penny. Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses? A: They aren't allowed to bare arms Q: How do you know Adam was a Canadian? A: Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit? Q: Why are the obese angry at the Supreme Court of Canada for giving them extra seats when they fly Air Canada or WestJet? A: Because they wanted extra meals! Q: Why is George W Bush considering moving to Canada? A: Because his penis size will increase from 6 inches to 15.24 centimeters! S1: Rush Limbaugh said he'll move to Canada if the Health Care overhaul passes congress! S2: Upon hearing Rush's intentions Canada immediately countered by banning oxycontin! Job Application A man from Newfoundland went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy newf", so he decided to set a test for the Newfie hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." Newfie says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What in the world is that?" Newfie says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine." "Fair enough" says the boss. "Second question, same rules, but represent 99". Newfie stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go bye," he says. The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Newfie answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire the newf so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100." Newfie stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir -100." The boss looks at Newfie's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Newfie, "Go on, Newfie, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100." Newfie leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps near the base of each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start me job?" RCMP A canadian calls the RCMP "Hello is the the RCMP?? I'm calling about my neigbour Antoine Smith. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood!" The next day the RCMP descends on Antoine's house and search the shed where the firewood is kept. They bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They apologize to Antoine and leave. The phone rings at Antoine's.. "Hey Antoine, did the RCMP come to your house?" "Yep" "Did they chop all your firewood?" "Yep" "Happy Birthday Buddy!" Free Sex A gas station in Halifax was trying to increase it's sales. So the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex With Fill-Up." Soon a Canadian pulls in, fills his tank, and then asks for his free sex. The gas attendent tells him pick to a number from 1 to 10 if he guesses correctly, he will get his free sex. The Canadian says, "7" The gas attendent says, "You were close, sir, but the number was 6. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same Canadian, along with his buddy, pulls in for a fill up. Again he asks for his free sex and again the gas attendent gives him the same story and asks him to guess the correct number. The Canadian says, "5" The gas attendent says, "Sorry,it was 4. You were so close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the Canadian says to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." The buddy replies,"No, it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week." You Might Be Canadian If Your municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night. You can repeat the entire Molson's Canadian 'The Rant'. You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You remember when Alanis Morrissette was "Too Hot To Hold". You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip. You can sing "O' Canada" in French and actually know what the words mean. You think Peter Mansbridge is sexy. You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets. You think Great Big Sea isn't Atlantic-centric enough. You know the names of all the guys in Sloan. You know more than 3 guys named Gordon. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada You love your fries with poutine You actually watch The Gemini Awards, The Genie Awards, and The Juno Awards. You have twins named Wayne and Gretzky (alternately Gordie and Howe). You substitute beer for water when cooking. You know what "Canuba" is. You think it's pretty damn funny. You know Casey and Finnegan are NOT a Celtic rock band or imported beer. You know who Foster Hewitt is. You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail". You know that the Canadian Alliance is just the Reform Party with better hair. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You cried when you heard that "Mr Dress Up" died recently. You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan" You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada." You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade. You know that Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores before Christmas. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday. You know which leaves make for good toilet paper. The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer. You can play road hockey on skates.

Welcome to the forums B3an !! Good to play with ya

Welcome to the nut house

Happy Birthday Red

Welcome to the forums Nice playing Poker with ya

You might be from Canada if... info 1. you know that "100 km/h" does NOT mean "100 Kanadian miles an hour." 2. you say "zed" instead of "zee". 3. you know that Mounties don't always dress like that. 4. you know that "Eskimos" are really called "Inuit." 5. the brother of Lt Frank Drebin ("Police Squad") used to be your Defence Minister. 6. your Finance Minister once wore mukluks in Parliament. 7. you watched game shows where nobody won anything ("Reach for the Top", "Front Page Challenge") or had to win five nights in a row to get a toaster oven ("Headline Hunters"). 8. you know that most Canadians DON'T say "eh". 9. your Prime Minister once fought off a burglar by clocking him over the head with an Inuit carving. 10. you are fiercely proud of the NFB, even though you are probably only familiar with "The Log Driver's Waltz". 11. you picked up all the Canadian references in "Austin Powers." 12. 10 degrees is a little chilly, but 32 is a scorcher. 13. your Prime Minister went on a trip to China and threw snowballs at a statue of Mao Tse-Tung. 14. you have two time zones further east than "Eastern". 15. your country once invaded the USA and burned down the White House. (So don't push us.) 16. you wonder why Americans put soda pop in their beer bottles. 17. your country is the second-largest on the planet, yet 90% of your country's population lives within 100 miles of the southern border. 18. you can legally drink liquor while still a teenager. 19. your country boasts such towns as Dildo, St-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha!, and Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump. 20. your country won the first two truly "World" Series. 21. you know where to go to get the best cigars. Namely, Cuba. 22. your national anthem's OK, but the theme to "Hockey Night in Canada", well, don't that just make your spine tingle! 23. you got upset when they canceled "The Beachcombers." 24. your Post Office gave Santa his own Postal Code ("Santa Claus, North Pole, Northwest Territories, Canada H0H 0H0"). 25. you have a national chain of tire stores that also sells hardware, toys, and decorative plants, and issues "money" that has a better trading value than the national currency.

Welcome to the Forums

@@Ruggerxi Happy New Year

@@Ruggerxi

@@Ruggerxi

Thanks WildBill LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

most window 7 has the mixer hidden and I have never been able to find it going step by step .....Like I said that does not work either my BoyFriend did it and it did not work.

That was funny as hell ......Get'um some tags that would fit right in

The best thing I have found is get a cheap sound card and put it in and disable the real tek sound ....Real Tek is the reason most ppl get this error.

Happy Birthday KSwift

Happy Birthday Mann!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he is trying to learn all the hiding spots on the new maps because that's how he played before the maps got changed ...Just an Idea,

Dean I am just glad your doing better.