Halfamind

If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents! Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe! There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car.. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig? We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it! There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?! There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks! And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that! And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores! And car seats - oh please! Mom t hr ew you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place! See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before! Regards, The Over 40 Crowd

My X-Fire just wont work it does not load all it does it go to my tool bar and wont show up on my screen.

Played last night with a few guys from work. Comments are need more ammo to start. Airfeild hangs up most times. That was about all. Great mod had fun

Lets see I started with Capt Halfass (Halfass stood for a Half a asstiant manager, which was my old job title), but when I went online way back when and found a sever I liked they aslked to change my name (as they where a faimly sever) so I changed to Capt Halfamind, cause my wife and kids keep half of my mind busy. When that clan broke up I dropped the Capt and just stayed as Halfamind.

Holly Shit You Should of heard the cheer in VANCOUVER When that goal was scored. I am so glad to have been part of these Olympics. The streets are shut down and the party is ROCKEN IN VANCOUVER.

the last one has something to do with the weapons. I kept getting them until I switched to the m16 (or whatever it is)

I think it is when you chosse certain weapons, than the error shows up.

I keep getting this "dogj for xmodel zoey has more than 128 bones" when I try to get on the Zombie sever

I keep getting this error message "dobj for xmodel "zoey" has more than 128 bones

Before Mel finds

Only if I get sit and Hug and cuddle with my 2 fav women of XI (and you know who you are).

Wow and all I have ever done is us those things as coffee cup coasters

Dartmouth Nova Scotia, Colwood British Coumbia, CFB Borden Ontario, , Colwood BC (again),

Had alot fun playing it except that lightsabres would be fun to knife someone with

crap i just now and its all me and the plam sisiters lol. No really we never see each other I work days she does the graveyard and we only see each other on the weekends, that is why we have been together for 15 years.

So this Wedensday November 11