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kiwi

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  1. Angel hates everyone. She justs rotates the days so everyone gets their turn. Seen you on freesetag. Good gaming mate
  2. Hi you convict. About time you said hi. Good playing with you mate. btw...if Bob offers you cookies...SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay away from the cookies!!!
  3. we have good cookies too....
  4. to all of you who make fun of nzl's army...watch out...we have been modernizing our army while you sleep....
  5. Since bob found out I stole his credit card number and cancelled it, I'm on a budget now and can only afford cheap hookers...
  6. never mind the room cost...how cheap are the hookers at that hotel?
  7. happy birthday manthis. make a wish!
  8. woohoo! i got medals and I didnt have to get shot this time! love this place!!!!!
  9. cant wait to see what st peter has to say when he opens his book at the gates. Love the music btw
  10. thanks again guys. It was hard to leave ssc but i enjoy my time with you guys a lot. I wanted to be part of this group and talked to t rat a lot before leaving my old clan and appling here. After seeing all these welcomes i know it was a good choice. Bob it cost me $40 to buy out your vote u bastard lol.
  11. Thanks for considering me guys. I have enjoyed the time spent on the xi servers over the years and i am really looking forward to being a member. This is a great clan and I am proud to call myself an Idiot!
  12. aww come on bob. its not a party till u get there
  13. omfg they dont teach stuff this good at marriage consuling!!!!!!!!!
  14. awesome...they missed borat...you make very good prostitute in my country... you, not so much!
  15. will you be rsvping again this year btw?
  16. laptop, dark room, and no spell check. Not a good combination.....
  17. the end of the world came one day and when all the people got to heaven god was furious. He berated the men furiuosly for their incompetence! "men" he said, "i am so disapointed in you!' "i created the world, created you in my image, and then created women so you would have something to rule!" "all you have done is do womens bidding since the time i created them!' "they have ruled this planet with their vaginas and you have blindly done as you were told, there isnt a real man amongst you!' "i tell you what" god went on, "form two lines in front of me and we will see who the real men are'. "on the left, i want all the men that were pussy whipped and did as their wives or girlfreinds told them". " on the right, i want all the men who said fuck the bitch , did what they wanted and ruled their house!!!!" After a great deal of shuffling and mumbling, the lines were formed and all but one stood on the left. god spoke.." there you are you pussy whipped weaklings"." You are all in the losers line expect this one man!" " I am ashamed of you!" he then turned to the man on the right and congradulated him for being truley created in his image and having the balls to rule his house like the man god intended. "you sir, tell the rest of these weak fools how you came to stand in this line by yourself, so that they can rue the wasted lives i gave them!" "speak up man so they can all hear." "well sir, god" said the man " the thing is, my wife told me to go and stand over here"..........
  18. im very happily married, just ask my wife, she will tell u.
  19. i do love Bob though, i think every family should own one
  20. Seriously though, Bob is a ledgend, just ask him hell tell u...
  21. Bob is a god in India. May have something to do with the fact they cant understand a word he says....
  22. Just wanted to remind everyone that its time for the annual I hate Bob Barker club meeting. We have now offically named the club Bob Obnoxius Offensive Barker Sux ™. We will be serving cookies this year thanks to Sinbads mum, everyone will get a vodoo doll of bob with complimentary pins upon entering, and one lucky doorprize winner will take away a dart board and a years suppy of photo's of Bob. Our guest speakers will be T-Rat on the subject of "how to be disgustingly nice to your fellow players while your getting owned", and Valkerie on "ten fun things to do with goats". Manthis will end the night with a presentation on "why you shouldnt stab Manthis in the back, then laugh loudly while pointing it out to everyone else on the server". (she has also hinted that there may be a live demonstration here as well). So dont be shy (Bobs mum wasnt) and come join us for a night of entertainment at Bobs expense! (literally, we got his credit card number) kiwi
  23. kiwi

    Intro

    window, where is that place?
  24. kiwi

    Intro

    Thanks for the welcomes. We will be serving cookies at the next "i hate bob" meeting. We have coined the name Bob Obnoxius Offensive Barker Sux for our orgainisation. We will be giving away a dart board and picture of Bob to one lucky door prize winner. Come join us.
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