the end of the world came one day and when all the people got to heaven god was furious. He berated the men furiuosly for their incompetence! "men" he said, "i am so disapointed in you!' "i created the world, created you in my image, and then created women so you would have something to rule!" "all you have done is do womens bidding since the time i created them!' "they have ruled this planet with their vaginas and you have blindly done as you were told, there isnt a real man amongst you!' "i tell you what" god went on, "form two lines in front of me and we will see who the real men are'. "on the left, i want all the men that were pussy whipped and did as their wives or girlfreinds told them". " on the right, i want all the men who said fuck the bitch , did what they wanted and ruled their house!!!!" After a great deal of shuffling and mumbling, the lines were formed and all but one stood on the left. god spoke.." there you are you pussy whipped weaklings"." You are all in the losers line expect this one man!" " I am ashamed of you!"
he then turned to the man on the right and congradulated him for being truley created in his image and having the balls to rule his house like the man god intended. "you sir, tell the rest of these weak fools how you came to stand in this line by yourself, so that they can rue the wasted lives i gave them!" "speak up man so they can all hear." "well sir, god" said the man " the thing is, my wife told me to go and stand over here"..........