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then i found the machine for you: http://www.xgaming.com/store/arcade-machines/product/arcade2tv-pedestal-arcade-game-mame/ if i had the $, i would get this in a heartbeat. just curious how many others out there would do the same?

thank you for the link i have been desperately awaiting petz horsez 2! rock on!!

another one i ran across and always enjoyed. INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting - So I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 2 - ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer. ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. bitch is starting to look HOT just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac? ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 5 - LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very Impressive! JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage; Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks! ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb! FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. ________________________________________________________________________ CHILI # 8 - Helen's Mount Saint Chili JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chili? FRANK: (Not available for comment.)

ok so i posted this years ago at NBK as a re post from some forum, i just ran across it and wanted to share. Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cyber sex." Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of cyber sex.Then again, maybe he does...... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect.My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 12 stone pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from C & A. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly. Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing you bulge faster, pulling and rubbing. Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry. Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive. Wellhung: I'll pay for it. Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder. Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors? Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast.My nipples are erect for you. Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp. Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat! Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry; Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse. Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you.I drop it with a plop. Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool. Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee! Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties.My tongue is going all over,in and out nibbling on you...umm.... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat.I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly.I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup.Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark,I'm lost.Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants.I'm moaning.I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off.I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face.It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them.I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed.Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee.I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet.I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going.I'm feeling around for the flush handle,but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.Sorry again.I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on. Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing. Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it! Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt.It feels so nice.I kiss your neck.Umm, I'm having a little trouble here. Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning.I can't stand it another second! Slide it in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What?? Wellhung:I'm limp.I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy.I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind.I'm getting dressed.I'm putting on my underwear.Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table.I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse.Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses.I'm putting them on.My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: <logged off>

i dunno about instructions or whatever.. i just followed the link on the 1st post, downloaded the 340M file, ran it, used the registration code from the link, it installed without issue, and when i started it, i registered with Adobe, no problems..

i just downloaded it, installed it, registered it using the code given in the download link, and registered it with Adobe after install, all functioning and legit and shit heh im on w7 ultimate 64b, no issues here,, thanks, LaBob!

i missed that they are in ohio.. ya i'm in Akron.. where are these people so i can give them my money?

i use firefox as my default, but i have been having to use IE (gag) for the XI website as firefix wouldnt show images in the forum.. i just downloaded, installed, and am running the waterfox, now let's see if i can post the other vid i have of the malibu.. testes testes.. ok now i can add youtube videos, but im not seeing any of the sig pics or profile pics by anyones name in the thread.. sigh.. lol

whenever I try to use the youtube code thingee, its like I cant hit the "enter" button on the popup box.. same thing when I try to post a picture or anything that has a popup box.. its all good tho one day ill try a different browser.. thanks Cobra

SUCESS!! here is my favourite.. it is a 78 Malibu 383 stroker playtoy.. unfortunately, due to a divorce, and life in general, I sold her back in 2009.. I miss my car... http://youtu.be/oHB8oDOlXsk

I try to post a youtube video of my Malibu, but I fail..

my god im in tears reading this!! lol

it is a 2005 1700 Midnight Star Silverado.. man.. the days are gonna drrrrraaaaaaaggggggg along here... heh

I'm with ya, Milky.. soon as it's delivered, the shield will be off and stored heh HEY... where's the pic i added? ./mount #learnhowtouseadamforumyoumoron.bin and ./query #wherethehellisthespellchecker?

thanks everyone i feel all 'd and shit lol anywho.. quickie update.. i am no longer in ESC, i was promoted at work and am now a lead tech with my company, signed papers on a new ride for this summer.. umm.. life is good!

signed the papers, delivery date is 3-31. yes, i took the day off work as PTO, i think you will understand why when you see the pics.. heh took a video of it once papers were signed http://youtu.be/X9fd7G7_FJk

thanks everyone its a pleasure to be here. i want to thank XI for the servers that are maintained, i understand how much work and constant attention that running a popular server is, and i just wanted to say thank you.

guess i better post a hello and stuff as much as i've been haunting your MW2FT server.. my Name is Dan, and i go by a variety of online names, most ppl know me as either W@RpY or ScRiPt3r my xfire name is 'wh0r3' i have been in the ESC clan for a number of years now, but have found myself branching out, and the MW2FT server has me hooked, so most of my gaming time is spent over here. I had the privaledge of running the newly founded 2K4 clan NBK 11 years ago for over 5 years, and have been in other clans since then, even tho NBK will always be close in my heart as i still maintain a lot of close IRL friendships over there, as most of the older members there are from my hometown of Akron Oh. been playing over on ya'lls cod 4 FT server for a while now, been over a lot more over the past couple of months or so, and i wanted to just pop in and say how much fun it is on the servers, and how much I've been enjoying the time there i do have a lot of fun on the XI servers even tho usually i get my ass taken from me, bbq'd, and handed back to me, (dam u Roxy!), i still enjoy the games, and want to say i look forward to more as my work allows me time to do so. anyway, "tell us about yourself" let's see here.. I'm 48, divorced 4x, live in Akron Ohio, been working as a senior field tech for Carefusion for coming up 13 and a half years now, i like movies, going out to dinner, long walks on the beach, puppies, kitte... HEY wtf.. this aint match.com! oops.. anyway, looking forward to more games in the future, i guess that's it for now.. cya in the servers!